Here is a rare photo of Lamont's infamous green snakeskin shoes (and his
equally infamous deformed left foot, for which an equally deformed left shoe
was custom designed). Legend has it he contracted a rare foot disease from
the noxious landfill upon which he merrily trod in the distorted years of
his distorted youth. Ironically the contaminated ground sweetened the aroma
and flavor of his toejam. Pitty not poor young Lamont, for his grotesque condition
yeilded a curious and unexpected byproduct: he could dance the pants off every
other young mutant in the tri-state area.
You could do anything but lay off of his green snakeskin shoes.