Morcheeba Bridges (a.k.a. Toe Joe "Mo")
Morcheeba was the wealthiest of the Bridges family, winning thousands of dollars
in illegal toe-clipping eating contests. But before his career in cuticle
chomping, Morcheeba searched for his place in life. He wanted to run for political
office yet he was very short of breath. Instead, he started to rob banks and
Christmas stockings. He used to carry his musket all the time but the old
rifle eventually rusted out from Morcheeba's body perspiration and lakewater
(left over from some of Morcheeba's swimming sessions.) Eventually, Morcheeba
found work at a law office, employed as a wastepaper basket. One day his boss
entered him in a bizarre sport originating from Belgium, and it was at this
International Toe-Clipping competition that Morcheeba found his true passion.
From that day, he adopted this simple yet profound creed to live by:
"One man's hygiene is another man's profession."
To this day, Toe Joe Mo remains undefeated.
And perhaps it was from Morcheeba that Lamont inherited his most disgusting
attributes.